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  • RuralRebel 10:00 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    Said by a Democrat who is honest 


  • RuralRebel 4:59 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply

    THE CAT:

    One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
    The Lord says to the cat, “You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.”
    The cat thinks for a moment and says, “Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.”
    The Lord stops the cat and says, “Say no more,” and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.

    A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven.
    Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.
    The mice answer, “All our lives we have been chased.
    We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
    Running, running, running; we’re tired of running.
    Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don’t have to run anymore?”
    The Lord says, “Say no more” and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

    Week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.

    The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, “How are things since you got here?”
    The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, “It is wonderful here.

    Better than I could have ever expected. And those ‘Meals On Wheels’ you’ve been sending by are the best!”

  • RuralRebel 4:54 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply

    Coffee enema? :( 

  • RuralRebel 4:53 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    Daylight anyone? 

  • RuralRebel 4:52 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply

    Hot Flash!!! 

  • RuralRebel 4:49 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply

    Dad, he’s hitting me… 

  • RuralRebel 4:47 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply

    Yup it’s Friday….stay tuned.. :) 

  • RuralRebel 1:53 pm on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    Paula could have been my grandmother….. 


  • RuralRebel 10:52 am on June 28, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: wall street   

    John Crudele says…. 

    Slower growth, fewer jobs? Wall St. cheers
    Last Updated: 12:05 AM, June 27, 2013
    Posted: 12:05 AM, June 27, 2013

    John Crudele
    D’ja hear the great news? The economy continues to suck.

    The stock market rallied nicely yesterday after the Commerce Department changed its mind about how the economy did in the first three months of 2013.

    After thinking the US economy grew at an annualized rate of 2.4 percent in the quarter, Commerce revised the number downward — saying growth had actually been only 1.8 percent.

    There are several things you need to understand before I continue.

    First, even 2.4 percent growth isn’t good. An economy that’s pumped up with the amount of liquidity the Federal Reserve has created should be growing at twice that rate, or more.

    Second, the new 1.8 percent growth is annualized. That means the economy would have to expand by the same amount over all four quarters of the year to achieve 1.8 percent.

    So the actual growth in the first quarter was 1.8 percent divided by the four quarters of the year — which comes to a teeny-tiny 0.45 percent expansion for the January-to-March period.

    The last thing you need to understand is that Wall Street loved Commerce’s announcement.

    Traders who’ve been trying to keep stock prices from collapsing until after this quarter ends on Friday pushed the Dow Jones industrial average up 149.83 points, or 1 percent.

    Why’d they do that? Because, as I told you in several recent columns, Wall Street is hoping the economy slows so that Federal Reserve chairman Ben (the misunderstood one) Bernanke can’t follow through with his threat to cease printing money.

    Bernanke last week vowed to stop his toxic quantitative easing program by the middle of next year (with a slowdown in money printing later this year) if the economy was doing all right.

    I also told you last week that the economy wouldn’t be doing well enough to allow Bernanke to abandon QE, even though this money printing program is perhaps the most useless, disruptive and unfair policy ever hatched in the mind of even the most evil economist.

    With the announcement of only 1.8 percent annualized first-quarter growth, Wall Street won’t even have to wait to see if my prediction of a slackening off in corporate profits and a slowdown in the economy actually comes true.

    Wall Street already has the bad news it has been waiting for.

    But remember this: Wall Street is trying to hold things together this week so that it can report results to clients that aren’t so bad. But if interest rates continue to rise against the Fed’s wishes, then the financial markets could turn ugly fast.

    And then frightening economic news like yesterday’s won’t look so pretty.


    If this sort of economics thinking — bad is good, and good is bad — continues, Wall Street should be hoping for a disappointing employment report on Friday, July 5.

    And it probably won’t get what it wants.

    As I’ve been saying — and will probably say again next week just in case you aren’t paying attention — the June employment report that comes out next week is goosed higher by optimistic assumptions and favorable seasonal adjustments.

    So the number of jobs created in June could be stronger than expected. And Wall Street shouldn’t be able to handle that.

    If the report does come in with an incredible number of new jobs, or even a substantial drop in the unemployment rate, Wall Street will start worrying that the Fed has justification to taper off its quantitative easing fiasco.

    I understand that this is all very confusing. So let me simplify this into a tweet-size summary: WS wants what Americans don’t — bad eco news. And more bad eco news is coming. Just not next week.


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